I'm gonna cut a smoile inta ya~

NSFW Blog for a very angry Battle Sniper named Nikolas with an excessively large violent streak against many people.
He is a gigantic egotistical ass, but I love to rp so why not see if you can handle Niko?

thecupcakemedic:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

thecupcakemedic:

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Thought I would leave a lovely cake for the happy little family.

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It looks delightful.

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He looked decidedly displeased  “Yeh only get a small piece. Oi’m worken on getten yer appetite back fer food, not sweets.” He grumbled.

“Thanks yeh mate, but yer encouragen bad habits.” He continued to grouse.

Unfortunately for him, Alice was already working on her second piece, pausing mid-bite as he spoke.

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“…Oh. Sorry, dear, I couldn’t help it.” She set her fork down, pouting at the half-empty plate.

The Sniper rubbed his forehead, passing the plate back. “Just eat the rest. But really Alice yeh need more than just sugar ta sustain yeh.” He replied, exasperated.

thecupcakemedic:

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Thought I would leave a lovely cake for the happy little family.

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It looks delightful.

He looked decidedly displeased  “Yeh only get a small piece. Oi’m worken on getten yer appetite back fer food, not sweets.” He grumbled.

"Thanks yeh mate, but yer encouragen bad habits." He continued to grouse.

keepfindingyourselfbellyup has entered the tent!

aerial-circus:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

aerial-circus:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

aerial-circus:

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“Hello! Welcome to the circus! I’m Asha, who might you be?” She asked with a cheerful smile.

“Nikolas Darcy…” He grumbled, looking around apprehensively. Man he was not a fan of circuses  They made him feel really uneasy. Too many people putting on fake smiles to grub around for money most like.

“Oh! You’re Alice’s husband! It’s lovely to meet you, she’s spoken very highly of you!” She replied happily, however, her smile faulted slightly, sensing his unease. “Is something troubling you..?” She asked with concern.

His posture straightened up the minute his wife’s name was mentioned. “Ah. Aye, that’s me. He needed to make a decent impression on Alive’s friends. Especially after being way from so long. He waved off her question, though he was still a bit tense. “Eh, not really. Ah’m foine.” He waved her off. “So yeh work here then? What’s yer job?” He asked.

“You are sure?” She asked once more, just to make sure. She didn’t like causing others discomfort. As he spoke again she nodded. “Indeed I do, I am one of the silk dancers here.” She replied, smiling again. “What is it you do? Or should I not ask..?” The dancer inquired curiously. She could sense this man was not usually very open about himself and she did not want to make a bad impression on her friend’s husband. Gods know what might come of that.

He nodded, trying to steer the conversation away from an uncomfortable one, but it seemed to be fated to happen. At the subject of career he looked a bit thoughtful .He really wasn’t supposed to talk about the evergoing war with the Mann brothers. It was supposed to be classified. He wondered how much Alice had told. “Oi work fer a pretty large company, doin surveillance.” He replied. It was the truth, he did spend most of his days observing. Just the end of that sentence was ‘An Oi put a bullet between any REDS that show their ugly mugs.’ He didn’t think that was needed.

"So how’d you na Alice meet then, eh? Truth be told Oi’m not the best at keepin track a her friends, she’s a real social queen at toimes. Everyone’s delighted with her." He laughed, but fondly. It was only when the men had interest that there was an issue with him.

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keepfindingyourselfbellyup has entered the tent!

aerial-circus:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

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“Hello! Welcome to the circus! I’m Asha, who might you be?” She asked with a cheerful smile.

“Nikolas Darcy…” He grumbled, looking around apprehensively. Man he was not a fan of circuses  They made him feel really uneasy. Too many people putting on fake smiles to grub around for money most like.

“Oh! You’re Alice’s husband! It’s lovely to meet you, she’s spoken very highly of you!” She replied happily, however, her smile faulted slightly, sensing his unease. “Is something troubling you..?” She asked with concern.

His posture straightened up the minute his wife’s name was mentioned. “Ah. Aye, that’s me. He needed to make a decent impression on Alive’s friends. Especially after being way from so long. He waved off her question, though he was still a bit tense. “Eh, not really. Ah’m foine.” He waved her off. “So yeh work here then? What’s yer job?” He asked.

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keepfindingyourselfbellyup has entered the tent!

aerial-circus:

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“Hello! Welcome to the circus! I’m Asha, who might you be?” She asked with a cheerful smile.

"Nikolas Darcy…" He grumbled, looking around apprehensively. Man he was not a fan of circuses  They made him feel really uneasy. Too many people putting on fake smiles to grub around for money most like.

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nishlo:

do u ever think like wow, legs are pretty important

EDIT: HOW DID I MISS “THAT STANDS TO REASON” GOD I HATE HINDSIGHT PUNS

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Soldier Weapons?

I may bring BLU Soldier to Dragon*Con this year, barring my ability to actually make a shit fuck ton of new costumes this year for Seishun, Dragon, and AWA all in the span of the summer.

Now. My BLU Soldier cosplay has the Equalizer and standard uniform.

What would YOU, my TF2 friends, like to see a Soldier Cosplayer have equipped. 

It can be anything ranging from hats, to weapons to costume accessories like raccoons. 

Seriously I wanna know.

the-frisky-lipped-sniper:

thecupcakemedic:

I… I don’t think that would be a good idea. I’ll kiss you on the cheek, though!

Aw, awlroight. 


"Yeh seem almost disappointed, Mate. Getten a kiss at all from me woife es an honor.” He looked almost irate.

the-frisky-lipped-sniper:

thecupcakemedic:

I… I don’t think that would be a good idea. I’ll kiss you on the cheek, though!

Aw, awlroight. 

"Yeh seem almost disappointed, Mate. Getten a kiss at all from me woife es an honor.” He looked almost irate.

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thecupcakemedic:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

thecupcakemedic:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

thecupcakemedic:

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Eight years… Yew young lass~

I am not that young! I’ll be an old cow before you know it!

He frowned. “You’ll never be an old cow love.” He protested, scooping her up into a firm hold.”Yer too lovely ta ever be somethen loika tha.” 

“I appreciate the compliments,” She rolled her eyes, smiling skeptically. “Just you wait until you see the stretchmarks; not so lovely, I’ll tell you now.”

He scoffed. “Alice, Woi on earth would they bother me?” He rolled his own eyes, letting his hand wander down her belly, stroking at it through her dress with a grin. 

“Then again, ef yer given me an invitation ta get a look at yeh naked.. Oi suppose Oi should take et, hmm?” He teased, whispering in her ear.

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“Yes, well- I-I’ve got brownies in the oven- butIsupposeIcanmakemoreiftheyburn.” And for the first time since pregnancy, Alice could care less about the brownies.

He grinned wickedly, leaning in to nip at the shell of her ear. “Oi ken please yeh once over before the brownies are out, make sure we don’t set foire ta the place, an be back ta let yeh have another round before yeh can blink.” He promised her,

He was going to try and be better for her, starting off with this.

thecupcakemedic:

keepfindingyourselfbellyup:

thecupcakemedic:

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Eight years… Yew young lass~

I am not that young! I’ll be an old cow before you know it!

He frowned. “You’ll never be an old cow love.” He protested, scooping her up into a firm hold.”Yer too lovely ta ever be somethen loika tha.” 

“I appreciate the compliments,” She rolled her eyes, smiling skeptically. “Just you wait until you see the stretchmarks; not so lovely, I’ll tell you now.”

He scoffed. “Alice, Woi on earth would they bother me?” He rolled his own eyes, letting his hand wander down her belly, stroking at it through her dress with a grin. 

"Then again, ef yer given me an invitation ta get a look at yeh naked.. Oi suppose Oi should take et, hmm?" He teased, whispering in her ear.